About Us

Isaac Alley
Hello, my name is Isaac Alley, and I am the president for the Bison Party. I’m 55 years old and I have a beautiful wife and 3 kids. I graduated from Harvard law school. The reason that I am qualified for the position of president of the United States is because, I graduated from pilot school, top of my class, and served in the air force for 10 years 2 of those I was fighting in the Afghanistan war as a fighter pilot. After I served in the air force, I took up my dream job as a lawyer and have been a lawyer up until now. I would be willing to give up my dream job to become your president and serve you.

Brianna Prete
I am Brianna Prete. I am 36 years old and I graduated at Harvard law school. I also played D1 soccer growing up. I want our country to feel protected and grow as one. I would be a good Vice President because I would support my president and I am one of his best friends who grew up with him and have been by his side this whole time. We work together through everything and always find the positive helpful side to everything. I am very determined, strong minded, aggressive, loving, helpful and I know how to lead others and put others first. I have created time travel and I help Michael Jackson come up with his “HEHE” and his moonwalk dance. I also help QUEEN come together. I created music. I also made Forrest Gump real and time travel with me, so we have been through literally everything together like wars and oil and shrimp.

Kai McKinzie
Hi, I'm Kai McKinzie, 51, press secretary of Mr Alley's campaign. I was born in 1969 to Benjamin McKinzie and his wife Miss Izzie McKinzie. I have attended Harvard and earned a degree in international politics. I met Mr. Alley one day when he performed life saving CPR on me after I got into a fight with a viking wearing high heels and nearly died. We've been good friends ever since. I believe with all of my heart that he chose me to be his press secretary because he knew after many years of being dear friends, he can trust me to make correct decisions and represent the morals of our party.

Ameen Johnson
Hello, my name is Ameen Johnson, and I am Mr. Alley’s campaign manager. I am 44 years old and I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. I graduated from Yale Law School in 2001, and I have since worked for several campaigns and elected officials. I have not only been successful in leading candidates to success in their campaigns, I have also advised them after they took office. This has given me a lot of experience in politics, so I can use that experience to help Mr. Alley make good decisions during his campaign and his presidency.